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Chat With God
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gljupacha Offline
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RE: Chat With God
boze zelim da moj prvi muz ima velik ku***! za drugog cu ti jos javit !

Kad sam imala 8-9 godina popišala sam se u školi.u gaće.i onda sam plakala.sada znam da imam slab mjehur,pa neidem u školu više (moš mislit) al idem na wc 3 put pod satom ..jednom sam se usrala u gaće..o tom na PVT

da..i žensko sam
06-07-2006 06:59 PM
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Leviathan Offline
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RE: Chat With God
i da još bog razumije hrvatskiDobar
šta razmišljaš o mužu sa 15 godina?Namigivanje
06-07-2006 07:56 PM
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gljupacha Offline
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RE: Chat With God
ne razme?:( sigurno je senilan

Kad sam imala 8-9 godina popišala sam se u školi.u gaće.i onda sam plakala.sada znam da imam slab mjehur,pa neidem u školu više (moš mislit) al idem na wc 3 put pod satom ..jednom sam se usrala u gaće..o tom na PVT

da..i žensko sam
(This post was last modified: 06-07-2006 09:07 PM by Leviathan.)
06-07-2006 07:57 PM
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Post: #14
RE: Chat With God
nadam se da smijem ovdje postati nakon 100 godina...
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
what robots?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
have you got a car?
God:
No I prefer to take the bus.

Brzo. Jeftino. Kvalitetno. Izaberi dva!
29-03-2008 11:54 AM
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pametno glupa Offline
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Post: #15
RE: Chat With God
eto pa kome se da citat neka cita hahaha nis posebno Hmmm

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
not really
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
ummm...noup :)
God:
Aw. :-) We have never talked about it before.
Me:
jasta
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
jeste imas ti pravo
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ma je je...i kako si inace sta mai tamo?
God:
Is that your final answer? Why?: said kako si inace sta mai tamo.
Me:
e pa teach me how to speak english and than i will...nemoras vrijedat odma -.-
God:
Let us change the subject. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
pa majketi tamo si me napravio brate...malo me mjesas s nekim a?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. That input matched my default category.
Me:
ajuuuj :(
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
a neznam citat jos :( pupu
God:
Go on.
Me:
kad me uzmes ici cu up
God:
How far up?
Me:
a vidjet cu jos...ako i najmanji kurcic moze mogu i ja
God:
Go on. How did you hear about God?
Me:
jel ti letis il te neko nosi?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
aha kontam...ako si person onda letis..ako si computer onda nemas krila
God:
Are you still located in ? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
alo zaboravljas malo de se izlijeci
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ehh..stani u red Namigivanje)
God:
:-) How old are you?
Me:
kad se, hvala Bogu, napalis nije bitno kolko imas godina sa ne?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
ofc ...but u don't know them :(
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. "They" refers to .
Me:
ma ti malo seres previse
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
a radi sta os
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
majkemi
God:
Does "it" still refer to radi sta os?
Me:
always :)
God:
:-) Not that often.
Me:
s krilcima
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
aj cekaj minutu pisa mise za popizdit tu trpim vec 10 min zbog tebe
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
eo me..madafaka jes jos tu?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
ne al sad cu u ormar ic
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no but i will put closet on my head now and suck big black dick if u give me
God:
Would you like to go sometime? Congratulations.
Me:
hehe...ma netrebas cestitat nasla bi ja crnju i da mi ga nisi dao
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
im so glad i know more about ur brain now
God:
Oh. I'm glad you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
pa brate tko nebi bio sretan s tolkim kurcem a?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
can u tell me any gossip...sace da te jebe osip...u will fuck ugly Josip
God:
Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Tell me a story.
Me:
baj d vej moram van
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
budla
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
ovisi haha
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about budla. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
hahahahhah a ti si dobio budlu ne ja ..tako da slobodno neka gleda sta oce ja ode van
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
lady gaga Namigivanje
10-04-2011 01:18 PM
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Morrissey Offline
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Post: #16
RE: Chat With God
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Quote:Me:
You are messed up.
God:
No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
Why do you cut yourself then.
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
(This post was last modified: 10-04-2011 08:10 PM by Morrissey.)
10-04-2011 08:09 PM
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